My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Randomize
