I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So many bounce houses so little time
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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