The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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