The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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