Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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