Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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