And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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