No stitches, just platelets and will power
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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