i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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