S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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