Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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