i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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