I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
