Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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