doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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