Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Randomize
