So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
