idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
