We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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