Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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