did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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