it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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