i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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