There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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