I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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