I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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