I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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