On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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