hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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