Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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