i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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