i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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