he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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