a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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