I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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