last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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