Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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