I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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