Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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