There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there's paper in my vomit.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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