My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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