fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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