Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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