Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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