fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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