He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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