What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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