i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize