Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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