How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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