yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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